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Published 18:00 28 Jun 2014 BST
Updated 13:56 11 Jun 2015 BST

Looks on the bright side. Burns his retina.
— Bad Luck Brian (@BadIuckBrian) June 21, 2014
Listens to death metal. Dies. — Bad Luck Brian (@BadIuckBrian) June 21, 2014
Plays with himself. Loses. — Bad Luck Brian (@BadIuckBrian) June 27, 2014
Buys a loaf of bread. All end pieces. — Bad Luck Brian (@BadIuckBrian) June 24, 2014
Single. Still failing to mingle. — Bad Luck Brian (@BadIuckBrian) June 23, 2014
Buys Capri-Sun. No straw. — Bad Luck Brian (@BadIuckBrian) June 23, 2014
Wears Nike Shoes. Can't do it. — Bad Luck Brian (@BadIuckBrian) June 20, 2014
Checks Facebook on his birthday. 1 notification. Farmville.
— Bad Luck Brian (@BadIuckBrian) June 13, 2014
Surfs the web. Drowns.
— Bad Luck Brian (@BadIuckBrian) June 12, 2014
Home schooled. Still gets bullied. — Bad Luck Brian (@BadIuckBrian) June 9, 2014
Finally found love. Page 96 in the dictionary. — Bad Luck Brian (@BadIuckBrian) June 1, 2014
Falls in love. Dies on impact.
— Bad Luck Brian (@BadIuckBrian) June 25, 2014

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