BED OF LIES: Woman Sells Mattress After Ex-Boyfriend Cheats

There is nothing more infuriating than being lied to and cheated on by someone that you love and trust. Unless of course you have to lie in the same bed she was in.

A San Francisco woman posted an ad on Craigslist selling a mattress and the advertisement details how it is riddled with deceit, and crushed expectations.

“It's three years old, and feels like you're sleeping on a fucking cloud - even when you're unknowingly sleeping next to a lying cheater.”

The advert, which was reposted by Jezebel, is very honest and rather than give it away for free she thought she’d invest in some whiskey with its profits.

Though you needn’t think of haggling with her, because she’d rather “rather throw it out the window than sell it to you.”

Seriously, someone take her mattress quick, preferably if you look like her ex. She really wants to take pleasure in seeing you struggling with it to your car, because she certainly won’t be helping!