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13th Mar 2016

Blogger Mum Posts Perfect Answer To Kim Kardashian’s Naked Selfie

Spot on.

Megan Cassidy

Spot on.

So, Kim Kardashian posted a nude selfie to Instagram last week sparking a near apocalypse – but you already knew that.

Love it or hate it, the photo got people (including me) talking about female sexuality, body acceptance, and feminism.

Now, mum and blogger Constance Hall has posted her own answer to Kim’s black bar selfie, and we think her message is scarily close to perfect.

In her caption, she writes:

Kim and I have really similar curves.. Kim’s been called too fat, too thin, too fake, too everything. She looks like this for a living and let’s face it Queenies, competing with a mirror for Kanye’s attention would be hard work ?. Women looking like Kimmy K on Instagram is not the the enemy. Believing that this is the only definition of sexy is the enemy. Sexy has endless variations, we might not all have this glamorous bathroom but we certainly all have our own sexy. ?? I bet Kim exercises… A lot. I actually hate exercise, more then most people I know. Once every 6 months I go for a run. Bill watched my last one from our bedroom window, he watched me run 75 metres down the road, turn around and run back. 3 minutes after embarking on my run I collapsed through the door struggling to breath and was met with my loving husband saying, “What was that? It wasn’t a run, it was more like 3 minutes of interpretive dance down the road I hope the neighbours saw that,” I flipped him the bird “don’t hate it coz you ain’t it babe” I salute all women, every single fucking one of us. The ones who change our minds about our runs after passing 3 houses and the ones who work their Queenly arses off at he gym. Queen love. Con

Kim and I have really similar curves.. Kim’s been called too fat, too thin, too fake, too everything. She looks like this for a living and let’s face it Queenies, competing with a mirror for Kanye’s attention would be hard work ?. Women looking like Kimmy K on Instagram is not the the enemy. Believing that this is the only definition of sexy is the enemy. Sexy has endless variations, we might not all have this glamorous bathroom but we certainly all have our own sexy. ?? I bet Kim exercises… A lot. I actually hate exercise, more then most people I know. Once every 6 months I go for a run. Bill watched my last one from our bedroom window, he watched me run 75 metres down the road, turn around and run back. 3 minutes after embarking on my run I collapsed through the door struggling to breath and was met with my loving husband saying, “What was that? It wasn’t a run, it was more like 3 minutes of interpretive dance down the road I hope the neighbours saw that,” I flipped him the bird “don’t hate it coz you ain’t it babe” I salute all women, every single fucking one of us. The ones who change our minds about our runs after passing 3 houses and the ones who work their Queenly arses off at he gym. Queen love. Con ????? #queensofconstance

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Preach!