Brace yourselves, the Halloween Facebook statuses are coming 3 years ago

Brace yourselves, the Halloween Facebook statuses are coming

If you put an apostrophe in Halloween, you are a pretentious wagon.

Facebook attracts all manner of lunatics ready to speak their #truths at any given moment. Thirsty for validation, they put up status after status commenting on current events, pop culture and seasonal activities.

Particularly around Halloween, they feel obligated to make some sort of statement regarding the level of noise, fireworks, teenage antics and general complaints about the holiday itself. It is both a privilege and an honour to witness it, particularly when the good old complainers get involved.

Here's what you can expect to see on your timeline in the coming insufferable days.


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