If you put an apostrophe in Halloween, you are a pretentious wagon.
Facebook attracts all manner of lunatics ready to speak their #truths at any given moment. Thirsty for validation, they put up status after status commenting on current events, pop culture and seasonal activities.
Particularly around Halloween, they feel obligated to make some sort of statement regarding the level of noise, fireworks, teenage antics and general complaints about the holiday itself. It is both a privilege and an honour to witness it, particularly when the good old complainers get involved.
Here's what you can expect to see on your timeline in the coming insufferable days.
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‘Will save a fortune on heating’ A previously sold-out heated blanket is back in stock and helps ‘save a fortune’ during the winter months. With cold temperatures set to return as we head into late January and early February, people will be looking for cost-effective ways to stay warm at home. Silentnight’s Heat Genie Self-Heating […]
‘They were giving me dirty looks throughout the whole flight.’ A 22-year-old has caused a stir by refusing to give up her plane seat so that a father could sit with his little girl. She took to Reddit to explain the situation in a now-deleted post, and ask others whether they believed she was in […]
‘A Dyson at a quarter of the price’ A popular device that’s ‘much better’ than Dyson and Shark has been given a huge discount for a limited time. Usually priced at €149.82 the VACTech Pro V15 has been discounted by 46% for a limited time, taking the price to just €80.67 on Amazon. The Pro […]
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