Can't Buy Me Love, Man Gets Arrested For Having Sex With An ATM... And A Picnic Table
A 49-year-old man has been arrested in Tennessee for attempting to have sex with an ATM machine in a local bar and a picnic table.
According to Metro, Mr. Lonnie Hutton walked into a bar in Mufreesboro, removed his trousers and proceeded to have sex with the ATM machine.
When officers were called to the scene, they found the man in question wandering around the bar but no longer involved with the ATM machine.
The police removed Hutton from the bar and told him to sit in a nearby picnic area. However, Hutton began to have sex with a picnic table.
He was again removed from the object of his affection and arrested for public intoxication.
Blinded by love...