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Published 05:00 24 Nov 2013 GMT
Updated 10:29 15 Jun 2015 BST
2. Women can work and drink at the same time.
You know, better than men.
3. Say little, mean a lot.
Take a leaf out of Don's book. Say very little, get your point across.
4. Everyone needs to smoke.
Smoking is great. Well, before we knew the health implications.
5. Synchronised Dancing is a must.
Winning.
6. If you're feeling a little stressed, get out the gun.
Those are Betty's rules right there.
7. Never bring a lawnmower into the office.
Wise words.
8. No one has ever pitched anything like Don.
Ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2bLNkCqpuY
9. Sometimes things can get a little emotional.
But that's ok.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxMef0hYIWw
10. Enjoy it!
Especially the drink...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NASspMMnjxo
11. Everyone should learn a French song.
It attracts attention.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXoILGnHnvM
12. Dress the part.
By god, you need to dress the part.

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