Cool Or What? Little Girl Writes A Book That Contains Some Fabulous Life Advice

If you’ve ever been filled with a burning desire to be a ‘cool person’ relax, a little girl has written a tiny book (well, three pages) full of advice on how you can become the coolest person ever.

The Huffington Post reports that the advice comes from a seven-year-old called Scarlett, who just happens to be the daughter of Rusty Blazenhoff, the editor of Laughing Squid.com.

We’re not going to lie, Scarlett’s advice is pretty radical but if you follow it word for word, you’ll finally be considered a cool person.

So what pointers does Scarlett have to give? Check these out (we think they’re pretty ingenious):

Just in case you’re struggling to read the above pictures, here’s the full text:

“How to be a cool person.

Don’t were cloths [sic] at the diner table, breakfast table, lunch table,

Pick your faivrote [sic] stuff animal and pick out a hat for your faivrote [sic] animal. Mine’s a pig named Poblaw what’s yours?

Don’t do your home-work on the week-ends or on Friday only on Thursday Wesnday [sic] or Sunday.

Chapter 2 of how to be a cool person!

Don’t scoach over when your family says so is cool. Eat with your mouth open and talk when you have food in it.

Chapter 3...

How to be a cool person!

Every where you go in your house do the frog hop. Doing acrostic [sic] is so cool they are fun to do.”

We couldn’t agree more. We reckon Scarlett has a long and successful career as a life coach somewhere in her future.