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16th Dec 2015

Eight Important Things… People Who Hate The Morning Know About Life

Her

There are two types of people in the world; those who enjoy the morning, and those who simply don’t. 

We’re firmly in the second group. For us, every morning is a struggle, and we think it’s time that people know all about it.

Here are eight important things only people who hate mornings will understand.

1. Your bed…

Is your one true love.

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2. When someone wakes you up before you’re ready…

You take no responsibility for your actions.

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3. You don’t trust people who choose to get up early every day

Is there something wrong with them?

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4. Showering is a night-time activity

Always and forever. There is no time in the morning to be wasted in the shower.

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5. You set at least seven different alarms in the morning…

Because those minutes between your snoozes are the most precious of the day.

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Gif via giphy.com

6. You don’t trust people who are cheery in the morning

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In an ideal world, there would be a ban on speaking before 9 am.

7. Someone you know will probably buy you this mug for Christmas…

That is, if you don’t have it already.

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Image via Etsy

8. Getting to work on time every day…

Is a major struggle. Has nobody ever heard of a 10am start?

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Got someone in your life who really, really loves their bed in the morning? Make all of their cosy dreams come true this Christmas with a luxury bed set from Silver Hill Farm. Each pillow and duvet is handcrafted and contains a pure white duck down with incomparable insulating qualities – guaranteed to create a truly special sleeping experience!

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