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12th January 2015
09:54pm GMT

Well apparently the passenger seat doesn’t move back-and-forth anymore as‘[too] many [girls]… have been taken for rides in the car’.
There’s also the small fact that Dalton never washed, changed the oil or cleaned out his car… once.
19-year old Dalton is done with his Clio now that he’s started working, although his father promises that the new car will soon end up in a similar state.
Despite the honest (and hilarious) ad pointing to a fair few flaws – have we mentioned the broken door handle and holes in the furnishings – Nigel has been surprised by the number of bids, which now sees the car at £101 with five more days to make a winning bid.
Signing off on the ad, Nigel names himself as a ‘devoted father with much patience’ and says the car has ‘absolutely no warranty’.
This is hilarious. And we’ve a feeling our dad might have had the same speech prepared for our first car…

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