Grab the popcorn, gals.
Movie fans may fondly recall the 2006 teen film John Tucker Must Die.
It follows what happens when a guy who is dating multiple girls is caught out and ganged up on by said girls.
It’s a classic of the genre.
If you enjoyed it, you may also enjoy the following story which went viral this week.
Twitter user Ayana The Diva shared her experience of catching her cheating boyfriend and while no-one’s a winner in this story, it’s an absolute doozy.
So I just started this new job like 2 weeks ago. All my coworkers been pretty cool. But it’s this one girl who I literally just clicked with
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
We act alike, have the same taste in men. (I know this because when they come in the door we both be lookin at each other like) pic.twitter.com/RYNyWwzr9D
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
So far, so good.
She goes “I forgot to show you the boy I was talkin bout last week” so she pulls out her phone, opens the instagram app….
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
The FIRST name in her search bar was my boyfriend’s Instagram page … pic.twitter.com/o6NjO5pTrI
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
In my head im literally praying she doesn’t click on his page ……..
But she does pic.twitter.com/zgVM9MnxIE — IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
Oh no.
So I keep it cool and I’m like oh that’s (his name) …. you know him???
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
Anyway she like “yeahhh I know him, how you know him?” I’m like no how YOU know him ???? (Laughing and being all fake smiling n shit) pic.twitter.com/WBSe0nfZHI
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
She goes “girl that is my booooo” I let her get it out cuz I wanted her to tell me as much stuff as she could before I made my announcement
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
Sweet lord.
So she’s like ain’t he fine , ain’t he fine. Omg how you know him. I just simply replied “we went to middle school and high school together”
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
So I’m like ” so that’s just your boo or your boyfriend” I’m still smiling acting so interested pic.twitter.com/U3mz6bvKSr
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
She goes “girl that’s just my boo but we talk everyday we might as well be together” pic.twitter.com/yANDaG3TzS
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
*Internal screaming* In a feat of remarkable quick thinking, Ayana formulated a plan.
So I ask her what is she doing tonight ? “She was like nothing” I was like girl come to my house and have a drink !! She was like okay cool
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
The gag is my boyfriend lives with me ?
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
The pair take off together after work, but soon there’s another twist.
My boyfriend works at night and gets off at like 1 am so my plan was to have him walk in and see us there. As we’re pulling up to my complex
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
She goes “bitch omggg I live here” Now I’m mad af but I’m keeping calm. It’s just hard as hell now. But anyway I’m like “omg WHAT?!”
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
She’s like “yessss girl this is my neighborhood omfg I’m about to be over your house everyday” In my head I’m like pic.twitter.com/eJW2iw6Eo0
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
Can we just take a minute to appreciate this girl’s dedication to gifs?
Anyway…
So I go “does your man live on this side too? I live with mine maybe we can double date” she’s like no he lives an hour away I’m like ? pic.twitter.com/3z0oIsT2Pk
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
So girl we pull up at my house she’s like this is crazy im only 6 houses down the street (let me find out this nigga be walking to her crib)
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
Anyway. We’re getting out the car and I see the tv light through the front door. THIS NIGGA HOMEEE hmmm. So I decide to go in through
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
The garage to see if the car is in it and yep. So I’m low key hype. I’m like “oh girl I didn’t know MY babe was home you can meet him”
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
I walk in fast af . pic.twitter.com/X1rxsAVayv
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
The. Actual. Suspense.
This nigga in the bathroom. ??♀️. So I’m like cool. She sits down& I start pouring us glasses of wine. She’s like “your house is so pretty”
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
I hear him yell from the bathroom like “bae that’s you” “I’m like yea my coworker here we’re about to drink , come join us when you done”
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
This nigga comes out the bathroom and comes in the kitchen and sees her … THEIR FUCKING FACES WERE PRICELESS DO YOU HEAR ME!!!
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
His dumb ass gone say “what’s up how are you” … she sick af in the face looking at him like pic.twitter.com/0FfwWteKRQ
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
The girl turns on our girl Ayana, but hell hath no fury like a woman who’s been two-timed with her neighbour.
She then looks at me and goes “Really Ayana? Why didn’t you just tell me ?? This is embarrassing I wouldn’t have done you like this”
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
I’m like “I WoULdNt HaVe dOnE yOu LyKdIs” pic.twitter.com/5wHybEKemq
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
Sadly, there’s no master plan to get back at the cheat, à la the movie, as the girl simply walks out, leaving Ayana with her boyfriend.
Now he lookin at me like pic.twitter.com/aCdSo4hFQM
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
I look at him and go “really nigga???? 6 fucking houses down??? Are you fucking stupid or something ????”
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
In case you’re wondering he has left the building. I’m currently taking a break from packing up his shit to tweet this story ?
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
We need to sit down after that one.
In subsequent tweets, Ayana explains that both she and the other girl were new to the job, which is why her boyfriend didn’t realise they work together.
She promptly threw him out after all of this went down.
She also says that she apologised to the other girl for setting her up, but that a friendship doesn’t appear to be on the cards.
Sis probably don’t wanna be my friend anymore though ☹️.
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 11, 2017
We’re holding out hope that these two can patch things up though – otherwise, how awkward is the next residents’ association meeting going to be?
