“Have My Legs Swollen?” – The 9 Worst Things About Wearing Jeans

Fashion changes constantly, trends come and go, but one thing that has withstood the test of fashion time, is a good pair of denim jeans.

Timeless classic jeans, a staple item in almost every woman’s wardrobe. A pair of trustworthy dark denims, the sort B*witched would be proud of.

These four loved a bit of denim...

However, although they may be reliable, jeans can be a real in the ass sometimes, especially when you can’t get them up over yours... Here are the 9 worst things about wearing jeans.

 

1. If you’ve had a few cakes short of a bakery this week you can be sure that your jeans will let you know... the button just will not close.

2. Boyfriend Jeans... What does that even mean? “Have you a pair of Independent Woman jeans please?”

3. Muffin Tops... When the skinny jeans just don’t fit anymore.

4. “You’re flying low.” The faulty zip is a complete nuisance... Ain’t nobody got time for that...

5. The crotch area is the first to go. For the population of women you have the envied thigh gap, you won’t know what we’re talking about... But for the rest, you feel our pain.

6. Saggy arse. This is the ultimate test on whether or not your jeans are good quality. A few hours spent in cheap jeans will have your bum pockets floating round your knees. We’ve all been there.

7. The shrinking leg... It’s like the mystery of the missing socks, where do they go? We never felt any growing pains...

8. The first wear after they’re washed... “Have my legs swollen?”

9. That sad moment when you must part with your favourite pair of jeans. You’ve shared some good times together, now it is time to let go... (And no, you cannot get away with cutting them in to shorts).