Friday will be a big day.
There’s a lot of questions that we need to ask our local candidates before the big day, so I’ve put together a handy list that you can ask them when they call at the door.
Citizens and candidates alike, you are welcome.
1. What’s your favourite formation of the Sugababes?
2. During which season of Lost did you realise it was bullshit?
3. How do you feel about quinoa?
4. Can you recite pi to six decimal places?
5. Are you a fridget?
6. Was Zayn right to dump Perrie?
7. Beans in a fry…. Discuss…
8. How many times have you been to Nando’s and how many times have you described the experience as ‘cheeky’?
9. Have you ever used the hashtag #OOTD (outfit of the day) on Instagram?
10. When’sa your Dolmio day?
11. Does Calamine lotion actually help chicken pox?
12. Who’s your favourite Nolan sister?
13. Without using the phrase “Yeah I was happy”, tell me honestly, what did you get in the Leaving Cert?
14. Was Chris Hemsworth right to cut his hair?
15. What are you planning to do about the excessive price of Freddos in this godforsaken country?
16. Have you ever made a pig of yourself with the free samples in a supermarket, be honest?
17. Playboy Bunny tattoos – Yes or no?
18. Do you put the milk in before or after the tea?
19. Which Power Ranger was your favourite and why?
20. Was 9/11 an inside job?
21. How long should a raw chicken fillet be cooked for if the oven is at 180°C?
