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Published 18:00 24 May 2014 BST
Updated 13:56 11 Jun 2015 BST

Better now than at the altar I suppose. The craturs.
— irishmammies (@irishmammies) May 21, 2014
Let ye get OUT, and enjoy this weather. Because it won't last.
— irishmammies (@irishmammies) May 17, 2014
And the light left on in the bathroom again ... They think we're MADE of money.
— irishmammies (@irishmammies) May 13, 2014
Turn that off - there's no marks for Eurovision in the exams ... 'you're studying Geography' ... there's no marks for cheek either.
— irishmammies (@irishmammies) May 8, 2014
Mind...Mind...MindMindMind MIND!
— irishmammies (@irishmammies) April 26, 2014
Ssshhhhhhh peitín it was just a dream shhhshshhshs I know I know shhhs backtosleepnow shshshsh ok I'll stay shshshsh
— irishmammies (@irishmammies) April 22, 2014
The best present you could give me for Mother's Day now is to not be acting the maggot around The Town tonight.
— irishmammies (@irishmammies) March 28, 2014
Not. A. Soul at mass.
— irishmammies (@irishmammies) March 15, 2014Explore more on these topics: