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14th January 2015
11:03am GMT

I'm back with my ex. #FiveWordsToRuinADate — Asha Cherian (@ashakingsly) January 14, 2015
I'm a high functioning sociopath… #FiveWordsToRuinADate #Sherlock — Rain E (@Rainearthimbue) January 14, 2015
You'll love my parole officer #FiveWordsToRuinADate — Judy Hall (@jkhall711) January 14, 2015
#FiveWordsToRuinADate My sheets aren't exactly clean... — Green Works (@greenworks) January 13, 2015
What is the wifi password? #FiveWordsToRuinADate — Scott™ (@Scott__Holliday) January 14, 2015
#FiveWordsToRuinADate steal some of that butter — Calvin Chellan (@calvin_chellan) January 14, 2015
There's maggots in my scrotum. #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— The Book of Mormon (@BookofMormon) January 13, 2015
"Benedict Cumberbatch is so overrated." #FiveWordsToRuinADate — Ghaati Gingerbread (@ghaatidancer) January 14, 2015
#FiveWordsToRuinADate You MUST meet my boyfriend
— Pompidou (@RealMattLucas) January 14, 2015
I regularly watch Fair City. #Ireland #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— James William (@jwbirch) January 13, 2015
#FiveWordsToRuinADate "i'm not like most women" *most women are dope af so i just assume this means she got gills or some ish like that*
— Dad (@ILLCapitano94) January 14, 2015
I meant to swipe left. #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Mitali Saran (@mitalisaran) January 14, 2015
"I think pizzas are overrated." #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Nikita Singh (@singh_nikita) January 14, 2015
You look like my mom #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Nocando (@MCNocando) January 14, 2015
I think my water broke #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Katie Jacobs Stanton (@KatieS) January 14, 2015
My ex did it better. #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Brotips (@brotips) January 14, 2015
You look bigger in person #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— andy lassner (@andylassner) January 14, 2015
"Sorry, your card was declined." #FiveWordsToRuinADate
— Spamuel L. Jackson (@steenfox) January 14, 2015
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