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18th Jun 2015

Is This eBay Sale The Result Of The Most Bitter Break-up Ever?!

"She's taking half."

Megan Cassidy

Breakups are never easy… especially when two people have built their lives together. 

Emotional baggage aside, there is a lot of ACTUAL baggage to sort through – and the who-gets-what argument is never pretty.

However, when this young man’s ex-girlfriend told him that she was “taking half” of their possessions, he took her words quite literally.

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The jilted boyfriend filmed himself sawing the couple’s shared possessions right down the middle, including an iPhone and a sofa, before putting his (literal) half up for sale on eBay.

Alongside a YouTube montage of the items, the young German wrote a terse note to his ex, hinting that she may have left him for another man.

He wrote: “Thank you for 12 beautiful years Laura.

“You’ve really earned half. Greetings to my successor”.

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We’re thinking of buying the teddy bear. (But only because we feel sorry for it.)

Check out the gallery above to see the full damage.