A French man has reportedly created a pill to make your farts smell of roses and chocolate – just what we were missing in our lives… urm…
“Our farts were so smelly we nearly suffocated,” explained the brainchild behind the pill Christian Poincheval (65) saying that the idea occurred to him during dinner with friends. “Something had to be done.”
The pills are made from natural ingredients and have been selling well for him to date, especially since he added the Father Christmas fart pill to his range.
“Some buy them because they have problems with flatulence and some buy them as a joke to send to their friends,” he continued. “Christmas always sees a surge in sales.”
