Killing Two Birds With One Stone: The USB Stick With A Very Raunchy, Dirty Twist

Well now, what better little duo-purpose device to have than this?

You shall never be stuck for a bit of extra virtual storage or, eh, a quick pleasure moment anymore.

Introducing the combo vibrator/flash drive that will both get you off and hold an entire season of Breaking Bad. Technology, you’re fantastic.

Crave, the company behind this genius sex toy/storage stick say the original idea was just to have a USB port so users could charge it by computer, eliminating the need for cords and batteries.

Co-founder of the company Michael Topolovac has also founded two previous start-ups, one building underwater cameras and the other cloud computing software.

Mr. Topolovac said testers and others explained that they would like to use vibrator memory to store private material. Users can remove the vibrating part at the top, he said, and be left with what might pass at your workplace as just a fancy flash memory stick.

As for what's next from Crave, next year promises memory and wireless capability.

Long distance relationships, you're on watch.

A few jobs at the computer will never be the same again!