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19th April 2014
06:00am BST

History test? Just remember that the US is made of 50 continents.
— Life Advice Lamp (@Lamp) April 13, 2014
Girlfriend telling you loads of stuff? Say "I already knew that" after each thing, she will be impressed at how much you know.
— Life Advice Lamp (@Lamp) April 11, 2014
People throwing rocks at you? Throw papers at them because paper always beats rock.
— Life Advice Lamp (@Lamp) April 10, 2014
Don't feel like going to school? Call in dead.
— Life Advice Lamp (@Lamp) April 7, 2014
Girls hate if you are honest.
— Life Advice Lamp (@Lamp) April 5, 2014
If she looks 18, she is 18.
— Life Advice Lamp (@Lamp) March 31, 2014
Peanut allergy? Face your fear! Eat as many peanuts as you can in 2 minutes!
— Life Advice Lamp (@Lamp) March 23, 2014
How to get nudes: pic.twitter.com/TG6j3fcAIJ
— Life Advice Lamp (@Lamp) March 3, 2014Explore more on these topics: