Life’s A Peach… Men Invent New Drink To ‘Improve’ Your Smell Downstairs

Two men have put their brains together to solve the problem we never really cared too much about. Forget general hygiene and cleanliness, there's now the chance to change the smell of your vagina to fresh peaches. We know, it's the news you never thought would come. The new pro-biotic drink, called 'Sweet Peach', claims to not only prevent yeast infections and UTIs, but also to make genitals smell like the fresh fruit. (Because on top of worrying about hair removal, general health and you know, ACTUAL life problems, we should really be concerned that our vaginas smell natural) Speaking about the new pro-biotic drink, co-founder Austin Heinz said: "The idea is personal empowerment. All your smells are not human. They're produced by the creatures that live on you." The inventors behind the drink also state that they did not invent the drink primarily to change the smell of a women's downstairs, but it just happened to be a bi-product of the offer: "We have no intentions of making all women's vaginas smell like peaches. The idea is to pair DNA sequencing with DNA synthesis so that we can sequence microbiomes and then write personalised solutions for people." So you better add vagina perfume to your wishlist to help keep him happy. Or maybe date a guy who doesn't care that you smell natural, and instead is grateful you're healthy. Just a thought.