Like, WTF… Twelve Of The Kraziest Kardashian Moments Ever

They're the love them/hate them, but-we-still-all-love-to-watch-them family.

It's the K-Clan, the biggest reality TV sensation since TV began. We don't know exactly how they became famous (ironically, Olympian Bruce Jenner's sporting achievements don't even come into it), but they're there, filling up the E! channel schedule on a daily basis.

We'll admit it, there's a few of us in the Her.ie office just a little bit obsessed...

Our favourite? The somewhat-normal Khloe of course... but then it is drama queen Kim who provides all the best kicks.

We've picked out just a few of the bizarre moments that keep us glued to the small screen...

Trashy TV lovers? Why, we'll admit to that...

1. The "Vagina-Smelling" Contest

Their words, not ours. And, yes, the ever-competitive Kim took on her older sister Kourtney for a competition to see who had the, eh-hem, sweetest smelling flower. The trick was to drink plenty of pineapple juice, the judgement was left to Khloe.

Don't read on if squeamish...

Both Kim and Kourtney used clean towels to wipe their nether regions and Khloe smelled them both. She thought Kourtney's smelled like a "tropical island". She thought Kim's smelled like "flower pussy". The winner? You decide.

2. The Bum X-Ray

"I don't understand why everyone is always going on about my butt. I'm Armenian. It's normal."

Kim decided to get an x-ray to prove to the world her arse was 100 per cent real Kardashian meat. And so it is...

3. The Superman That Is Bruce

How Bruce Jenner puts up with his family, we'll never know. The man is holding up well, considering he's surrounded by intense concentrations of oestrogen at all times. Some of his more memorable comments include, "I had it all... and then I met Kris."

He's always one to dish out the fatherly advice, no matter how cringeworthy it is. When discussing prom dates, he told his youngest daughter Kylie that if he was back in high school he'd ask her. Too cute...

And he has his own "Dad" theory on why Khloe fell in love with the 2.08-metre-tall basketball player Lamar Odom; "Lamar is kind of like a younger version of me..." Sweet.

4. The Kanye Kloset Klean-Out

Kanye is just so stylish, like, so Kim, like, feels under pressure, like, to match his style, like to really create their own, like, image... so Kanye advises Kim that she needs a stylist and in the meantime empties out her wardrobe. Hilarious.

Although Kanye has yet to appear on the show again after being criticised for being a "controlling" boyfriend.

5. Jake The Private Investigator #1

So, Kim decided she wanted to get into the whole private investigation thing and went for a "ride-along" with North Miami cops after telling them how she wanted to solve crimes.

"I'm like fascinated. I have this sick, twisted fantasy about investigating stuff," the 32-year-old said.

"If I wasn't doing what I'm doing now I would totally be a crime scene investigator."

Quote of the programme?

"So, like, I've been doing some research on Faceboooook..."

6. Jake The Private Investigator #2

In the latest series of Kim and Kourtney Take Miami, Kim thinks Kourtney's partner Scott Disick is acting a little shady. So she gives her old buddy, old friend Jake a call and he decides to tail the 29-year-old during his nights out with friends.

Understandably, neither Kourtney or Scott are impressed when they find out Kim's hired a private eye to tail Scott...

Jake, the private investigator. 

7. The 72-Day Marriage

Guess you're catching on by now... what would the Kardashians be without Kim?! The reality TV star got caught up in the "whole romance thing" with American basketball pro Kris Humphries.

The pair started dating in October 2010, became engaged in May 2011 and got married in August 2011. Kim filed for divorce just 72 days later. Kris (we never liked him anyway) requested an annulment on the grounds of fraud. Their divorce was finalised in June 2013.

Awkward. 

8. The Addiction To Cuban Coffee

It's rare enough to see Khloe getting involved in any serious drama on the show, but this all changed in early 2013. Khloe (cue tension music) became addicted to Cuban coffee.

The 28-year-old realised that she was getting an unreal caffeine kick from the joe and only decided it had gone too far when she went out in the pre-dawn hours to unearth a cup or two for brekkie, only to find herself stranded in a bad part of town. We love you KoKo...

9. The Realisation That We Love Scott

Dad-of-two and Kourtney's partner Scott Disick never caught our eye before the latest season of Kourtney And Kim Take Miami... Is it the facial hair? The tanned look? We just can't put our finger on it but here's a before and after photo to help...

Before...

After... 

10. The Time Kim Posed For A Twitter Snap...

With blood on her face.

Yes, it was a vampire facial. And she thought to pose for a selfie for the Twitter machine. No joke.

11. The Time Kourtney's Breast Milk Went Missing

Kim had a rash on her leg and someone told her breast milk would help it heal. Kourtney was breast-feeding her daughter Penelope at the time... how handy! Kim set her own mission in place to steal Kourtney's breast milk... with hilarious results.

12. The Time Kim Told Khloe Her Vagina Was Good-Looking

The sister duo went along for their laser treatment together and Kim stood at the bottom of the treatment table and had a good ol' gawk of Khloe's bits.

"Your vagina is, like, better-looking than I thought it would be," were her words...