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Published 13:20 6 Apr 2013 BST


There are a lot of weird things for sale on the internet. Come on, we all remember the super-creepy boyfriend pillow now, don’t we? However, we’d gladly cuddle up with a bf pillow especially if our only other option was to witness our other half wearing one of these.
Allow us to introduce you to the 70s Hairy Chest Sweater, which has become something of a talking point online. Listed as ‘Hirsute Couture’ this bad boy will set you back £39.99 (that's around €61.40) and will allow you to look like an absolute eejit while also remaining warm during these chilly spring evenings. Sure what more could you want, in fairness?
Available from Firebox.com, the product description reads:
“What makes lumberjacks, 70s television stars and the giant Brown Bears of Alaska so irresistibly attractive to others? Simple. Their long, luxuriant chest hair.
Sadly, the recent ‘man-scaping’ trend has led to an epidemic of people pedantically plucking their pecs. Oh, the humanity.
Thankfully, we’ve found a solution (while you wait for your rug to regenerate). The 70s Hair Chest Sweater. This 100% polyester sweater is almost guaranteed to increase your masculinity, virility and ability to chop wood.
Pull it on to cover that embarrassing hairless body, or add it to your existing rug for additional ‘70s style points.”
We won’t lie, we do like our men hairy but we think we’d draw the line if himself wanted to pop down to the shops with us wearing this. That being said, this would make an epic gag present for a lot of fellas out there.