“Lying, Cheating, Sale” Woman Gets Revenge On Her Unfaithful Hubby

What’s the quickest way to get back at your cheating spouse? Apparently all you have to do is take to Craigslist and sell all his stuff like this enterprising lady.

The Huffington Post reports that an unnamed Canadian woman took to the online advert site to let everyone know about her “Lying Cheating Sale” – a garage sale where she was going to be selling all of her unfaithful husband’s belongings. Nice.

“Last minute spontaneous estate sale,” the woman wrote in the advertisement.

“Husband left us for a piece of trash. Selling everything while he is gone this weekend with his floozie,” she added.

Here’s what the advert says in case you're struggling to read the above:

“Selling everything and moving house after 10 years of marriage... this is one huge ass estate sale... way too may items to list... everything! Everything from art, furniture, bookshelves, storage cabinets, household appliances, books, sports stuff, boys and girls clothing, electrical applicances, toys, games, ping pong table, foosball table, garden pots, speakers, building supplies and lots of tools etc.

Also selling his favourite red leather theatre seating sofas. Two of them seat three people each with recliner function.

Lots of tooks which he didn’t have a clue who to sue. Table saw, super size industrial ladder, tool cabinets, lawnmower and yard tools too.

Brand new sliding glass door that he never got installed is available too.

I want the house empty on Monday when he returns because that will be a shock for him to see, so come pick out what youwould like Saturday and Sunday at 8am.

Don’t come too early (like he did) because I will be thoroughly enjoying some wine with my girlfriends this evening as we clean out all this stuff and likely be nursing hangovers in the morning. So please speak softly to the ladies wearing the sunglasses :).

There are not any of his clothes for sale though as we will have already burned those in the driveway. However, you can see the ashes of his clothes that he is going to see for no additional charge.

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Also i am putting the house up for sale next week too, so if you have always wanted to live in this beautiful city, you can look at the house this weekend too before it hits the market. Two story, ocean view, corner home next to schools, parks and two blocks from the ocean. Great home designed for fun and family with a separate entrance downstairs suite.

Life is too short to waste time. God put my eyes in the front of my head for a reason. I am looking forward to moving forward! See you tomorrow at 8am. First come, first served!”

You know what they say, hell hath no fury...