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Published 11:47 7 Apr 2013 BST

What do you do when all your gangster friends leave the lifestyle and there’s no craic to be had? Well, clearly you take to Craigslist and post an advert looking for some new cronies.
This hilarious note from a frustrated Irish gangster was spotted when a user named TheChinWa posted it on Reddit last night. We think it goes without saying that it’s already achieved viral status (you have to admit, it’s definitely a gem in the comedic stakes).
In the advert the 30 year old gangster from Dublin states that he enjoys “smoking marijuana cigarettes and having sex with promiscuous women while listening to gangster rap.” Sadly all his friends have left the gangster lifestyle, so he’s looking for some fellas who are keen to meet up, have a laugh and rob local pharmacies and off-licences.
He also states that you should avoid e-mailing him if you’re a member of the guards.
We fail to see how this advert could possibly backfire in any way…
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