What a time to be alive.
Just when you thought that your Tuesday was going to be a bit boring and dreary…
A business man has been arrested for stripping off on the side of a road and having sex with his car.
Well, at least that’s what reports are claiming.
According to The Sun, the man in question “climbed out the window of his BMW 330 saloon after shunting a 4×4 and then appeared to hump his motor’s wheel arch.”
Charming.
The defender in the case spoke about the incident, saying that it was “obviously a bizarre set of circumstances” and that his client was “apologetic for his actions”.
“He is at a loss to explain his behaviour. He was under an enormous amount of pressure from work. He seems to have simply lost the plot. He’s appalled and grossly embarrassed.”
Lost the plot. Fair.
The man was apparently driving from London to Holyhead, where he hoped to get a ferry to Ireland, when the incident occurred.
He has admitted to outraging public decency, as well as pleading guilty to dangerous driving.
