Man For Sale: What We’ve Always Wanted, Done Deal Advert Selling ‘Average Hurler’

Times are tough, and with jobs going scarce and young people having to leave the country to find work, people are taking to the Internet to sell off whatever they can just to make a bit of money.

Single women of Ireland pay attention, today this advert appeared on Done Deal after someone decided to sell off a hurler.

Make no mistake ladies, he’s not a great hurler, he’s just an average one but he does come kitted out in his gear.

Sure what more could you want?

The description on the advert reads like a Jaffa Cake lovers dream.

“Average wing forward good at side lines likes Cross country running at night. Likes Jaffa cake comes fully kitted with all his gear” [SIC]

 No doubt the seller, Don, is inundated with bids already on this fine, but average, Cork hurler.