We can only imagine the embarrassment that Chinese man, Lian Tien, experienced when he managed to get his penis got in a pipe. We’ll have to hand it to him, (not like that), he did have two days to come up with the greatest excuse ever.
The 61-year-old claimed that his predicament was the result of some nude painting that went horribly wrong.
According to Tien he slipped and fell into a pipe protruding from a wall that was used to extract water from the building’s air conditioning unit.
"It was hot so I was painting the wall in the nude," Tien explained.
"I slipped on the floor causing my private parts to fall inside the pipe that was protruding from the wall to take water outside from the air conditioning unit. Unfortunately, I got stuck as a result."
Thinking that nobody would believe his story - we can understand why - Tien decided to stay put for two days until a fever forced him to call a doctor.
It didn't take Dr. Dewei Yuan long to arrive on scene and call for help: "The member had swollen so much that there was nothing more we could do, and we had to ask for help."
Quanzhou City Firefighters in China's Fujian province took a total of four hours to cut the man’s genitals free from the pipe.
"I thought that no-one would believe me and I tried everything I could think of to get the damned thing off once it had got stuck," Tien continued.
"I cut it from the wall and tried pouring oil and liquid soap down the sides but my manhood was so tightly wedged that nothing dripped down.
"I went to sleep thinking that if I relaxed it would slide off. But it didn't. It began to get red and inflamed. I was worried that I would get a terrible infection."
Thankfully after all that, all Tien was left with was a bruised ego while everything else remained in tact.
Hat-tip: Standard Media
