Man Sells Ex-Wife’s Wedding Dress Online After Finding Out She Had Cheated With His Friend

A man in Australia has put his cheating ex-wife’s wedding dress up for sale online. He apparently made the decision to get rid of the dress, which he had been storing since the breakdown of his marriage a year ago, after finding out that his wife had been cheating on him with one of his good pals. The advertisement, which was posted on gumtree.au over the weekend by his mate Dan, reads: “Due to be married soon? Not planning on staying faithful? Want to sleep with one of your soon-to-be husband's closest friends? Then THIS is the wedding dress for you! “This stunning, tuille swathed, ivory bridal gown has a proven track record of producing an adulterous, deceitful, double-crossing and traitorous “soulmate”. “A one of a kind garment designed by Benedict Arnold, believed to be derived from the very cloth Judas Iscariot himself wore to the Garden of Gethsemane to betray the only son of God – Jesus Christ. “This harlot-sized ensemble will make you the envy of your trampish posse on your fraudulent wedding day [sic]”. It continues: “The dress is guaranteed to provide you with approximately two years of reasonable wedded mediocrity before the complete and utter disintegration of your relationship due to your extramarital promiscuity. “Cosmetically, the garment is in better condition than the marriage – not looking for much. Make an offer”.