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01st Jul 2016

14 mortifying drunk texts we’ve all sent our exes

Ciara Knight

Alcohol is the devil.

There’s something about a whiff of a vodka, soda water and lime that makes you want to destroy your entire life’s doing in as little time as possible.

Enter: Mobile phones. Whoever invented them should be shot for not having some sort of breathalyser feature built in to prevent drunk texting our exes.

Here’s 10 mortifying texts we’ve all completely unacceptably sent our exes.

1.

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2.

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3.

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4.

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5.

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6.

DrunkExText10

 

7.

DrunkExText12

8.

DrunkExText13

9.

DrunkExText9

10.

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11.

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12.

DrunkExText3

13.

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14.

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