Plz no.
If there’s anything creepier than an adult saying a creepy thing, it’s a child saying a creepy thing.
Chances are if an adult says something creepy, they’re well aware of how creepy they’re being and are actively trying to make you feel terrified.
However, if a child saying something creepy, they’re very unaware of how creepy they’re being and are being honest and just saying whatever first comes to their mind and that makes it significantly more creepy, in our opinion.
Recently, people have been sharing examples of the creepiest thing a child has said to them… and some of them are not for the faint of heart.
So if you’re at all easily spooked, you may want to close your eyes and ears right about now.
Last week, Twitter user Mikki Kendall asked a simple question:
People who interact with kids, what is the single weirdest/creepiest thing a kid has ever said to you? It's Saturday night so why not creep yourself out? pic.twitter.com/6pK92nOkmG
— Mikki Kendall (@Karnythia) January 28, 2018
The responses she received were fairly horrifying indeed.
So many to choose from, but it would have to be the day sitting on my sofa, heard a scratching noise meant to get my attention, looked up, and saw this: pic.twitter.com/uI5XQiFUjl
— Melanie Dione (@beauty_jackson) January 28, 2018
I was was watching a prek class while the teacher was out and this little girl walked up to my belly pointed and said “There’s a little tiny baby in there. There’s a little baby right there.” I was pregnant but hadn’t told my job.
— Noonie Kat (@KitaMargarita) January 28, 2018
My son, at five years old:
“Daddy, I’m gonna eat you up.”
“Awwww….”
“Yeah, I’m gonna cut you into little pieces.”
“….”— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) January 28, 2018
My daughter was about 5 when she says you’re the best mommy I ever had. I said I’m the only mommy you’ve ever had. She looks at me and says no your the 3rd one but I like you the best?
— iWakanda✊?????? (@daahlingnikki) January 28, 2018
Walking with my 2-yo in a cemetery by our house. She says “mommy, who is that man in the red jacket by the stone house?” She pointed to a mausoleum. There was no one else in the cemetery. “He’s waving at me!” She waved back. “He’s coming over to talk!”
— Kate, But the Tired Version (@Ardeospina) January 28, 2018
Little girl, abt 4, my friend’s kid obsessed with this horse cartoon dvd. One day out of the blue she’s watching it, hits eject, pulls out dvd and immediately snaps it in two. Not a word. ?
— Benjamin L Clark (@BLClark) January 28, 2018
Same girl a year later, watching her climbing a little tree in the yard, falls out. She stands up, arm dangling at unnatural angle. Not a word, not a tear. Freakiest thing I’ve ever seen.
— Benjamin L Clark (@BLClark) January 28, 2018
Oh my god… I had a spooky younger cousin like that who I made sure to lose touch with. Once I saw her TUCK HER ARM BONE BACK INSIDE HER SKIN after she fell and broke it. ?
— MimsyBorogove (@alwaysmagra) January 28, 2018
My mom went upstairs for a nap. My middle son asked her if she was happy she’d be seeing Jesus soon.
— YourFavBlackAuntie (@greendoondoon) January 28, 2018
Christ.
That’s enough of those for today, to be honest.
If you’re up for spooking yourself out a bit more though, you can read the full Twitter thread here.
But be warned. It’s horrifying.
