Okay, we’ll allow this one.
Cheesy chat up lines on Tinder are ten-a-penny, and are usually met with a sigh and a roll of the eyes, followed by a swift unmatch.
However, we dare you to read this 1916-inspired chat up line and not smile, spotted on JOE.ie.
Cheesy chat up line? Check. Penis joke? Check. Evil genius? Check check.
Bonus points for resilience, and coming back strong after October’s rejection.
We think this guy definitely deserves a date.