You'd feel like a right d*ck.
It's always nice to have some eye candy by the pool, however members of one particular US pool were getting an eyeful indeed, if this painfully awkward email is anything to go by.
According to
The Gaily Grind, a well-endowed lifeguard received the following email from his boss, named only as "John", after receiving complaints about the swimmer's "visible anatomy" in his shorts.
This is the most beautifully constructed and unintentionally hilarious email we've ever seen.
(Could he have said "member" any more?!)
