Police Interrupt A Sex Party At A Freemason Temple

The say you never know what goes on behind closed doors, well now we actually do.

The Freemasons is a fraternal organisation, steeped in tradition and would never been seen to be involved in anything untoward like illicit drug fuelled sex parties… The Freemasons music group, maybe, but definitely not the society that traces it’s origins back to medieval times. Never.

A lot of us learned about the Freemasons through that famous Simpson’s episode where Homer joins the secret society called the ‘Stone Cutters.’ We can only imagine this would definitely be Homer's type of party.

The Stonecutters, made us all want to be involved in a secret society...

Police officers in Michigan acted the complete party poopers after busting in on a sex party at a Masonic temple early Sunday.

A spokesperson for the temple explained that an outside group had rented the space for $900 and all they were hosting was a ‘dance party.’ Aw the old Saturday night dance party at a secret society...

The Battle Creek Enquirer reports that police made multiple arrests and had to tell five women who got a little carried away and lost their clothes while dancing to get dressed and leave.

After the bust the Freemasons have decided to suspend all dance parties in the future. Good move lads, good move.

We're going to guess they got their inspiration for their party from this famous film Eyes Wide Shut.