Riding, Bumping Uglies and Humping: Celebrities Get Durty And Talk Sex

When it comes to their sex lives, celebrities aren’t exactly shy – sure don’t the vast majority of them have a sex tape or three (Kim Kardashian, we’re looking at you!).

Anyway, in the spirit of humour, we thought we’d round up some the funniest celeb quotes on getting down and dirty, roiding, bumping uglies and doing the horizontal tango.

Whatever you want to call it ladies, even the A-listers are a bunch of dirtbirds sometimes…