Christmas is over for another year, but the holidays have just begun. With crackers still to pull, two-thirds of a turkey still to be consumed and an unhealthy mix of pudding and trifle remaining, it can only mean one thing… The St. Stephen’s day binge.
The fuss is over, it’s time to kick back and relax, and finally enjoy yourself.
Here are eleven reasons why St. Stephen’s Day is the greatest day of the year, told by Clyde the cat a.k.a the festive enthusiast.
1. No More Novelty Christmas Outfits
Goodbye, Santa hats…
2. Hello Onesie
The comfort. Nothing can beat the comfort.
3. Enjoy The New Presents
“Excuse me while get to know my new Flamenco guitar.”
4. Outings With Friends.
The family get together is done for another year.
5. Money. All The Money.
God bless those elderly aunts and Uncles that give money in their Christmas cards. Purrrrrfect for the sales.
6. Round 2.
Christmas dinner all over again, except without the fuss and paper hats.
7. Check Out What You’ve Missed Online.
Finally some time to yourself, you can catch up on all the latest news, gossip and sports that you have missed.
8. Remote Time With You And The T.V.
Everyone knows that St. Stephen’s Day is the greatest day of the year for movies.
9. Photo Uploading Spree
Time to upload all the images from yesterday and today. (Even if you’re pretending to look really happy to be with your family).
10. Sales. Sales. Sales.
It’s time to go shopping and spend money that you don’t have…
11. “I’m Not Moving From Here…”
If you have a significant other then St. Stephen’s Day is a great excuse to lie up and ‘cuddle’. If you’re single the couch will do pretty much the same job.
Enjoy your evening, folks!
