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4th December 2015
09:15pm GMT

B*tching bother….
Women are mean. There’s no denying it. Yes, we can be lovely and sweet and fiercely protective of our friends, but we also think it’s also way too easy to get dragged into a b*tching session that’s just not necessary.
You also probably argue that *she* can’t be all bad. Maybe *she’s* misunderstood. Or worst of all you can see *her* point.
Your friends hate that you can’t just join in on the ‘banter’ and if you’re not careful you’ll be chowing down on rich teas rather than chocolate hon nobs with that cuppa.
Being an event whore...
You say you’ll attend all the events and invitations that are bombarding your inbox from Facebook, Whatsapp and texts. They always end up to magically be planned for the same night. You can’t make them all so suddenly those blue ticks are popping up on Whatsapp with no reply.
What's that? Oh, just my heart palpitating.
Standard.
Being the group anchor...
You can’t go ANYWHERE without the whole group being stopped, en masse, so you can stop and chat to your neighbour. Or your friend from college. Or that frenemy from the gym.
You really want to move along, but you don’t want to be rude either.
Why did your mum insist on teaching you manners?
Relationship woes...
You’ve spent the first five months of this new coupledom acting as the ultimate girlfriend. You don’t ever offend or hurt someone, or cause start a row. Just wait until that first fight where you’ll be just short of throwing a plate at the wall. It’s not healthy to build up that kind of resentment…
Benefit of the doubt…
You like to see the best in everyone. Even the person who takes the proverbial p*ss every second week. Your friends are tired of you looking tired and confused when you recount tales of feeling used or friendships abused AGAIN. Why can’t everyone just get along?
Indecisive drama…
You genuinely don’t mind where you go for food, what you see in the cinema, or where you take a road trip. Your three favourite words are “I don’t mind”… here’s the hint – EVERYONE ELSE DOES.
You’re just trying to take the hassle out of the decision but you’ve probably made it ten times worse.
Our words of advice? Just make a call. Even once a month.
It’ll take some heat off your back.

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