The Internet is a place of learning and well, exploration.
One of the finest places to learn about the strange and the unusual is on Reddit.
A Reddit thread started yesterday by user KoalaOne is fast going viral for revealing the strangest things sex workers have been asked to do by clients.
The thread simply opens by asking current or former sex workers to detail the bizarre requests by clients.
Experiences range from sex workers talking about clients who enjoy drinking urine to clients who enjoy playing dentist.
Here are some of the most unusual.
“I had a guy lay me out on the table, take my shoes off, get out a set of dental picks and mirrors and electric toothbrush, and do a “dental exam” on my feet. For an hour. Checking for ‘cavities’, ‘polishing’, ‘flossing’, etc. I was supposed to play the whole thing straight as if it was really my teeth he was examining. Never did his penis come out of his pants. It was actually a totally great time if a bit bizarre to start” – Jitzgrrl
“I had an escort service a few years ago. One of the clients used to come with a plastic bag and a paper bag. He would get one of the girls to hold the plastic bag while he took a dump in it. Then he’d put it in the paper bag and take it to work. He said he would then hide the bag in various spots around his law firm, waiting for someone to find it and that was his get-off” – DontQuoteThisComedy
“Guy used to come see me every week and pay me to kick him in the balls. HARD. Repeatedly for 5-10 minutes. And I usually wore boots. He obviously loved it. He would flinch a bit but usually asked me to kick him harder. I was apprehensive the first few times but quickly learned that he seriously wanted me to kick him as hard as I could. If I had a stressful week dealing with assholes I would look forward to him visiting so I could take out some aggression” – BBchick
“My weirdest customer wanted me to make him weekly grocery lists, errands lists, and just general “honey do” lists for things he had to do around the house. He was a young guy, maybe 25, and actually really attractive. British. He claimed he was lonely after his fiancée moved to Belgium for a year for school, and now they were on a break. These were all the things she used to ask him to do, and now she was too busy. So every week, I’d have a private show with him, and we’d drink coffee and go over that week’s list, and I’d wish him luck at work that day. It was kind of sweet, kind of heartbreaking” smutwitch
“My current SO was an Escort and we met through her work. I was her strange client. I was a law student at the time and had lost my previous SO to suicide. I really had a hard time “dating” (because of time constraints, etc) so, I paid an Escort to ‘date’ me. She would come over, and we’d made dinner, watch TV, fool around, take naps and generally be “boyfriend/girlfriend” on Saturday afternoon and evening.
We did this for over 6 months: every Saturday, she’d come over. She’d put on more comfortable attire and we’d decide on something to eat, either making it or getting take-out. Eventually, she began to tell me what kinds of food she liked and what shows/movies she wanted to watch. I’d take initative and tell her what kind of sex I liked… and she did too. After a few months, we’d take afternoon dates to the park or to the movies.
Six months in, she’d stop leaving first thing on Sunday morning and we’d instead have breakfast, or go for a walk. Then it escalated to her showering Sunday morning and spending most of the day. I didn’t know if she wanted more money, so one Sunday I offered extra cash and she became quiet and said that she liked me and didn’t want to do this anymore as she thought it was hurting me. I told her I liked her…..
…. seven years later, I’m an associate partner at a firm and she teaches high school English. No one knows how we met or what she used to do. It’s like our weird little secret. We have this funny story that will probably go to the grave with us” – I_Hate_to_Admit_This
“I’m a current online sex worker/cam girl. I have been asked a lot of weird things during my time doing this, but I suppose the weirdest one coming to mind was being casually asked to shit on the floor during an otherwise vanilla sexting session. He said “you can even do it on the tile for easier clean up” as if he was throwing me a bone” – Kittykaatje
