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Published 21:50 6 Aug 2014 BST
Updated 14:52 19 Dec 2014 GMT

9) On the other hand, flattery will get you everywhere.
8) This is a terrible, terrible chat up line but we have to give the guy credit for persevering even when it's clear he's fighting an uphill battle!
7) As this guy so ably demonstrates, guilt trips generally do not have the desired effect.
6) While this would be VERY, VERY frustrating if you were the lady in question, we have to bow down to the absolute genius of comedian Rhys James, who decided that channelling his inner Craig David was the best way to hit it off with this Tinder match.
5) You may be trying to be funny Henry but this opening line ain't gonna do you any favours...
4) We know it hurt but for the love of god, LET IT GO!!!
3) Us girls love a bit of romance so writing a poem instead of sending us a picture of your pants may improve your chances dramatically.

2) But if you're going to brag about your assets, keep it funny.
1) While all of these gave us a giggle, we discovered earlier today that the ultimate and undisputed king of Tinder banter is Mayo man Enda Conway, who decided to woo the object of his affections with his own unique take on the Fresh Prince.
Enda, give us a call!
Got a better one for us? Email hello@her.ie or tweet us @Herdotie with the #shiftyfirstdates!
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