Shop Owner Goes On Holiday And Leaves Behind Hilarious Note

Family holidays can go one way or the other, either you have a ball of a time or you end up fighting like cats and dogs. The below note was tweeted out under the account Plattsie Platts after she saw the note in the window of her local chip shop. One thing is for sure... this particular individual is NOT in the form for a family trip. It reads: "This shop will be closed for 1 week. Re-open on Mon 16th March. "This year my wife has decided to take us all youth hosteling, I told her at her age she would be better off with Saga. "We are taking two of our children. 1 Daughter in law, plus 1 grandson. No internet, mobile phones, playstations etc. "Personally I think we will all be bored to tears. She who must be obeyed says we will have a great time telling tales round the campfire etc". "I would rather be here with beer and TV". He winds up by saying "can't wait to be home, see you soon. Sorry for any inconvenience". It gave us a Friday chuckle...