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Published 15:20 2 Jul 2013 BST
Updated 01:13 6 Nov 2013 GMT

Six words that you just don’t want to hear – “He’s just not that into you.” As the old saying goes the truth hurts, and someone’s got to tell it. Here are six telling signs to know when a guy is just not that into you. That b*astard.
1 - He Won’t Even Spend The 10 Cent On A Text
He didn’t lose his phone or his thumbs, although you’ve tried to run over the various scenarios of how this could have actually happened in your mind as you wait on his reply. If you have to initiate communication and see absolutely no reciprocating effort on his part, he’s not interested.
2 - Clearly, He Has Never Seen The King & I
He isn't interested in “Getting to know you, getting to know all about you…” and no, it's not just because he has never heard Julie Andrews sing this musical classic. We’ll try putting it nicely, but you are precisely NOT his cup of tea.
3 - He's Always Out With The Lads
We all need to set aside time for our friends (when we are left crying in to our Chinese takeaway and glass of vino, they’re all we have) but that doesn’t mean to say you can’t accompany him from time-to-time. He should be showing you off, eager for the lads to see what a catch he managed to bag.
4 - His Ex Was A Great Woman… Well, Whoop-Dee-Do For You
Referring to past relationships is grand once or twice, we all have had them. Incessantly raving on about his ex should be a major no-no. He's an idiot and she is clearly his Ex for a reason.
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5 - He Needs A Set Of Blinkers For His Wandering Eyes
Its nice when you find a man that appreciates the beautiful scenery around him. It is even nicer when said scenery is landscapes, mountains and beaches. Not legs, boobs and ass. Have more self-respect ladies, if you catch him admiring other women, make sure he has a good view of your arse as you walk away.
6 - Hidden Woman, Crouching Tosser
He doesn’t want to be seen with you in public. He tries to convince you that keeping things 'between yourselves' is a great idea. Secrecy and sneaking around can be a thrill for a while but when the days become weeks and the weeks become months, cut your losses… You can do better.