We’re now going to question anyone who offers to cook us a breakfast ever again. We’ve heard of table manners, but apparently our cutlery needs to make a move from the dining room… to the bathroom. No, we’re really not joking. A new sausage survey from Denny Gold Medal has just revealed that one fifth of Irish people have admitted the strangest place they’ve eaten a sausage is on the toilet. What we’re really hoping is that the same group weren’t involved in the same survey stat that a third of Irish people confess to snapping shots of their food to share with friends. Delving further into the sausage shame, 16 per cent of people want Taoiseach Enda Kenny to cook them their morning sausages, picking the Mayo man over Fifty Shades star Jamie Dornan at 14 per cent. In case there was any hope for the old romantics, half of Irish people also said they would choose eating a sausage over sharing a kiss (and really, there’s no pun intended). We’ll now be giving slide-eye glances to every shopper in the supermarket aisle. Brings a whole new meaning to cooking being the way to a man’s heart.