Talk About A Handy Job: Sex Toy Company Are Looking For ‘Male Orgasm Engineer’

Are you over 18, have your own penis and looking for a handy number? Then look no further because all of your wet dreams have just been answered. A British sex toy company is on the hunt for one lucky male that is willing to spend his entire working week putting sex toys to the test. Hot Octopuss, which is based in London, is introducing a range of male sex toys to after the success of the world’s first ‘guybrator’ known as ‘PULSE’. The company have put together a tongue-in-cheek advertisement to help them with the process. Do you know someone that has what it takes to fill this position?  The job spec in full reads a little something like this: "Not getting the buzz you need from your current job role? Feeling un-stimulated? Looking for a job you can grow into? Hot Octopuss has a brand spanking new role that will get you buzzing with excitement… Hot Octopuss is a British company, sitting at the cutting edge of next generation sex toy design. We develop toys for men, women and couples that are designed to fit in with people’s lifestyles, not just their bedrooms. Following the success of the world’s first ‘guybrator’, we are on the hunt for our first ever part time Orgasm Engineer to help test our new range of male products. Successful applicants will be sent prototype sex toys to review on a regular basis and will be required to report back on their sexperiences. Benefits include being allowed to work whenever the moment takes you, from the comfort of your own home, or anywhere in the world for that matter – maybe just not in public! We’ll also provide a lifetime supply of tissues to the lucky candidate…" Here is lovely Adam from Hot Octopuss to tell you more about the gadget. All applicants are asked to email their credentials/CVs to [email protected]. We've to give a hand to our brothers over at JOE.ie for this one... the hardest workers in town.