"Still Think Those Jägerbombs Were A Good Idea?" - Texts From Your Hangover
Hangovers are tough.
Your body literally betrays you and that's a lot to deal with at any given time. If your hangover was a physical part of your body, you'd go to the doctor immediately and have it amputated. Unfortunately, this is not even slightly possible.
Here's what your hangover would text you, if it was a person, with a phone, and the ability to text.