That’s Not Moisturiser! Girl Gets Nasty Shock When She Realises Her Face Cream Isn’t Face Cream…

We don’t know about you but we’re inclined to think that this is one of the grossest stories we’ve ever heard. A lovesick student in China decided to declare his love for a girl by sending her a bottle of his sperm in the post. But wait, it gets so much worse!

The Sun reports that the student was arrested after the girl mistook the gift for moisturiser and applied it to her face. Ew!

Gou Wen, the owner of the sperm, apologised to the girl and was forced to pay her £200 (that’s around €230) in compensation.

Zeng Lin had rubbed half of the mysterious fluid onto her face before she asked her flatmate why it smelled so strange.

Now, we feel sorry for the girl but we have a few questions: did she not think it was weird that someone was randomly sending her moisturiser in the post and, secondly, did she not think that the consistency of the product was a little, ahem, gloopy?

The story is being compared to THAT scene in There's Something About Mary

“I love her so much but she didn’t know it and I didn’t know how to tell her, so I did that thinking it was the ultimate way to show love,” said Gou who is from Chongqing in China.

“Now I know I was wrong, but I will find another way,” he added.

Ladies, we think it’s probably best to learn a lesson from this story. If you ever recieve a suspicious bottle of ‘face cream’ in the post, give it a smell and make sure it’s legit before you slather it all over yourself.