They’re like gold dust. A Gold Card for Copper Face Jacks in Dublin is something many of us have been coveting for some time. If you fancy trying to get your hands on one, you should check out Adverts.ie this week, as one hopeful seller is trying to offload a Gold Card for the pricely sum of €250. Describing it as “membership to the holy grail of the nightclubbing scene”, the seller is doing a good job convincing us that it’s worth every penny. “This rare piece of card allows you and one friend to skip the torturous queue and gain free entry to the club at any time in the night, 7 nights a week, 364 days a year,” they write. “As you can see, you simply cannot put a price on these things. I am only selling this on as I have two and don’t want to be greedy anymore." Click image to enlarge. “No silly offers, it’s worth a lot more to the right person,” they continued. “Please don’t buy unless you go every week, it would be such a waste.” We have a feeling that you might just be vetted by the seller to see if you’re worthy of the card but hey… it sounds like it would be worth it right? UPDATE: 14.25 Put your cash back in your wallet. Copper Face Jacks has been in touch with Her.ie and they've let us know that the card is an old one, and will not work as of September. Which is seriously bad news if you were planning in advance for some All-Ireland Final banter. This is why we can't have nice things. Back to the drawing board...   Hat tip to our bros at JOE.ie.