The Semen-Based Recipe Book: A Perfect Christmas Stocking Filler For Any Naked Chef

Christmas is just around the corner and thanks to Amazon we have found the perfect stocking filler for any male who knows his way around the kitchen. Natural Harvest is a collection of semen-based recipes that any naked chef's sack would greatly appreciate this festive season. The book promises to change the attitude towards semen-based dishes, but we can't really see-many folk buying into it, (see what we did there). The description of the book reads: "Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants." We're not entirely sure if each mouth-watering dish has been tried and tested by the author, but what we do know is, a lot of love, dedication, and hard work went into this book.