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Published 22:51 1 Jul 2014 BST
Updated 07:50 18 Dec 2014 GMT

The standard teddy bear… that made you goofily excited when accepting the gift and now you look at it with contempt. And probably an irrational burst of anger.
An axe… we’re guessing this was a messy break-up
Or a gnome… such a wasted opportunity to tease the ex with an Amelie style photo album.
A bunch of dreadlocks… we’ve heard of drastic new hair after a break-up. We’re not sure it’s meant to be his.
And finally, a wedding album… as if saying “I don’t” isn’t hard enough, a collection of happier memories and a wedding that left you bankrupt probably isn’t going to help.
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