There’s a new Twitter account giving Sylvanian Families a sinister twist and it is hysterical

Twitter is life.

Mere days ago, a new Twitter account emerged that is going to change the innocence of your childhood FOREVER.

@Sylvnianans, whose Twitter bio suggests it is “time to wake up”, has been responsible for inciting hysterical laughter into my life over the past week and I’d very much like to share it with you.

i hit him pretty hard. no, he’s not moving. pic.twitter.com/LRYNJzUzhI

— Sylvnianans (@Sylvnianans) April 25, 2016

shit, barbara …the body’s gone!! pic.twitter.com/SQYvB4pRUr

— Sylvnianans (@Sylvnianans) April 28, 2016

Essentially, they’re posting innocent Sylvanian Family photographs (similar to what the official Sylvanian Families Twitter account does), but giving them some very sinister yet hilarious captions and it is GOLD.

did you get the lube? pic.twitter.com/eOKk36UliH

— Sylvnianans (@Sylvnianans) April 25, 2016

i know shit when i see it billy. pic.twitter.com/Yy4ykvZntE

— Sylvnianans (@Sylvnianans) April 26, 2016

Whoever is responsible for this account, you are a sublime genius and we salute you.

pipe down you little twats, i’m trying to watch miss marple. pic.twitter.com/pAcZsQOMhm

— Sylvnianans (@Sylvnianans) April 28, 2016

sleep tight, dickhead. pic.twitter.com/w0eaooIrKX

— Sylvnianans (@Sylvnianans) April 28, 2016

Friends, I must insist that you follow @Sylvnianans immediately.