With Valentine's Day on the horizon, there will be a wide range of romantic messages flying around but we reckon that Romeos will be hardpressed to come up with something as brilliant as this.
A teacher at a school in Liverpool recently set her class the task of writing a love letter and while many of her pupils were apprehensive, one student proved he was well up for the challenge.
Eleven-year-Kieran penned this priceless ode to love, with some of our favourite lines including "you are the toothpaste which brutally murders my cavities".
While we doubt we'll be seeing it in a Hallmark card any time soon, he gets top marks for originality!
