This Twitter Rant Tells The Hilarious Story of When Netflix And Chill Fails

Eerbody knows what Netflix and Chill means in our modern technologically savvy society. But unfortunately, understanding Netflix and Chill does not necessarily equate to “hosting” a successful experience. One Twitter user has brilliantly described how things could go, using Alfonso Ribeiro memes. Ne’er was there a more accurate storyboard. It begins...

when you're a whole 2hr 25mins into Netflix and Chill and you plotting your next move while she's in the bathroom pic.twitter.com/kD6pmNXZm0

— markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015

"maybe if i put on a movie with a sex scene in it... nahhhh" pic.twitter.com/6LyHsT5dfB — markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015

"maybe if i turn off the wifi so it can buffer... yeah that shit could work... wait nah" pic.twitter.com/9U0Z9GGCpi

— markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015

"maybe i should lay down in her spot and she gon come lay down too then imma touch her lower back..." pic.twitter.com/rzWBKNLnUs — markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015

she on the phone making other plans in the bathroom you on the sofa like pic.twitter.com/2Y3Vo9ABvp

— markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015

you hear her say "iight come pick me up" by then you like this pic.twitter.com/abFYSsNJ5t — markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015

she come back to the sofa you try to play it off when she tell you she about to leave you like "yeah?" pic.twitter.com/fGqFsVolsw

— markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015

her ride pull up you walk her outside and you see a Camaro with tinted windows in front this you pic.twitter.com/9EdZsjskT6 — markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015

5 hours pass you still awake it's 2:30am you listening to Bryson Tiller's "Don't" reflecting on the whole situation pic.twitter.com/T5NFhdehrr

— markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015

you like imma lurk her instagram. she at a party posting hella pics smoking weed with that nigga that picked her up pic.twitter.com/fCGwV49Kj4 — markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015

you check her snapchat she in a bed but you know how her sheets look and thats not her sheets you rematching it like pic.twitter.com/D50SJXbgJY

— markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015

you hurt at this point so you post this selfie to try to get her attention pic.twitter.com/BFC0A8paBW — markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015

nobody likes the selfie so you delete it now you in the living room with the lights and tv off like this pic.twitter.com/5hiq9Vyus6

— markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015

next time you see her you try to act like you ain't hurting inside you like "ayeeeeee wassup?" pic.twitter.com/4ivXAAeqIn — markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015

then she hug you and you breakdown on the inside and almost lose it you like this pic.twitter.com/NHgTqRKEFn

— markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015

its 6 years later she wants to start a relationship. she has a newborn baby for that nigga and you think about it... pic.twitter.com/VIeq3ObN4d — markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015

now you stuck with a baby that aint yours and she's making you wait 90 days for pussy because she has trust issues pic.twitter.com/qtPH2ynHcD

— markell (@yungburgers) October 27, 2015

Bravo, sir, bravo.