This Week’s Top Five Celebland Tweets: Hot New Curves, The Sweetest Tweet Ever And This Dog Is Too Clever

Twitter… the ultimate celebrity creeping-machine.

The population of Celebland spend hours each day updating their Twitter with celebratory posts, bitchy posts, whimsical posts and, who could forget, the self-portrait photo posts…

In this celebrity feature, This Week's Top 5 Celebland Tweets, we’ll be picking the top five tweets from the week that had us, and the world of Twitter, talking…

This week, we were creeping on...

1. Vicky For Becks Foreva

Vicky B showed her love to hubby David Beckham yesterday on Twitter after the soccer star announced his retirement. We love them... 

2. Dead Right

Kirstie Alley had something to say after it was reported the A&F CEO said he only wanted "cool, hot" people wearing his clothes. The backlash online included this clever viral video idea too... 

3. X-Tina!

Christina Aguilera took to the Twitter machine this week to show off her hot new curves... and she's looking well. 

4. Perry's Black Humour

Matthew Perry tweeted this photo of himself after an awards ceremony for the Office of National Drugs Control Policy. He was awarded the Champion of Recovery award. 

5. Britney's Bonkers Tweet

Britney's dog Hannah features quite a bit on the star's Twitter account for her talents. In fact, she's so talented she made this card for Spears for Mother's Day.